Man and Woman
Posted on 四月 11, 2009
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1. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
2. A man will pay ￥2 for a ￥1 item he needs. A woman will pay ￥1 for a ￥2 item that she doesn’t need, but it’s on sale.
3. If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. If you need money… wait for your salary.
4. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. Every morning I pray to God that everybody should get a friend like you, … Why should I be the only to suffer…??
6. Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. "That’s impossible", he said. Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
7. You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
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